Because it's Friday after 5pm, the rest of the company is already heading out for a drink, and you're still at your desk trying to figure out why Darren in QA's purchase didn't work so that you can submit your build to Apple. All you have to work with is this giant base64 blob. You go diving into the man page for 'curl' to figure out how to set a body from a file, because the blob is too big to paste on the command line. Meanwhile, the marketing and content teams are already cruising into the weekend on a land yacht made of IPAs, and here you are, desperate, tired, and looking for a solution. Behold: your ticket to freedom.